Sinderella

The fact that it took nearly 3 hours to get from Queens through Staten Island.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:30 -0400

I fucking hate New York.

Canada better be ready for me! ;)

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:42:21 -0400

Canada better be ready for me! ;)

The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:03:00 -0400

The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

oh my god I’m shocked I was still able to comprehend that.

"To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it."

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:02:29 -0400

“““To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”””

- Ernest Hemingway (via expiry)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:49 -0400

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I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:00:49 -0400

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:45:22 -0400

fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:43:39 -0400

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

princesstoaster: sends nudes reply: your room is messy That would happen to me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:41:05 -0400

princesstoaster:

*sends nudes*

reply: your room is messy

That would happen to me.

pilosopogyno: This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:38:58 -0400

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:36:31 -0400

youmessedwiththewronglasagna: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:14 -0400

youmessedwiththewronglasagna:

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

This is true.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:25 -0400

getoffmybloghoe: rides dick to church

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:48 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

earthandanimals: tenderghost: awwww-cute: One of my friends...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:01:19 -0400

earthandanimals:

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

I want to hug them all.

I want them all!

"I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:37 -0400

“I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via rainydaysandblankets)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:06 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:27 -0400

dinojay: momglarepyrope: sbahjification: kevinkinky-: spook-t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:37:16 -0400

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale??

no. this is just. no. I feel so confused.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:35:29 -0400

Sinderella

The fact that it took nearly 3 hours to get from Queens through Staten Island.

Canada better be ready for me! ;)

The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

"To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it."

[piecomic]

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

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fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could...

princesstoaster: *sends nudes* reply: your room is messy That would happen to me.

pilosopogyno: This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one...

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youmessedwiththewronglasagna: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh...

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getoffmybloghoe: *rides dick to church*

earthandanimals: tenderghost: awwww-cute: One of my friends...

"I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go."

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dinojay: momglarepyrope: sbahjification: kevinkinky-: spook-t...

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princesstoaster: sends nudes reply: your room is messy That would happen to me.

getoffmybloghoe: rides dick to church